name of addressee and company excised... complete mail goes on forever so only offering the salutation and introduction. superlatives abound...
SO MUCH CLEVER, CONSIDERATE, CREATIVE, DESERVING, EXCELLENT, GENIAL, HONOURABLE, INSIGHTFUL, PERFECCIONIST, PRESCIENT, PROACTIVE, RESPECTABLE, RESPONSIBLE, RESILIENT, WISE AND VISIONARY MR. XXX; THE CHAIRMAN & CEO OF XXX CORPORATION:
PLEASE FORGIVE ME AND READ THIS MESSAGE, WHOLLY, BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTELY CAPABLE, PROVIDENTIAL AND ULTRA-SKILLED PERSON.
MY NAME IS XXX - I AM A YOUNG MULTIDISCIPLINARY SCIENTIFIC-TECHNOLOGICAL STUDIOUS, EXPERT, INVENTOR, INNOVATOR, RESEARCHER & DEVELOPER, CONSULTANT, ADVISOR, ANALYST, ENTREPRENEUR, SOLUTIONS PROVIDER, STRATEGIST, ASSET MANAGER, SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY EXPERT AND PHILANTHROPIST; ALSO EXPERIENCED AS, SIMULTANEOUSLY, HIGHEST-END ULTRA-SKILLED PERFECCIONISM-STYLED SOCCER AND BASKETBALL PLAYER AND COACH.
and it just keeps getting better from there...
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